We are checking out at the grocery store - all of the impulse items are there within close range, where you have to study them while you wait. Candy, chewing gum, beef jerky, lip balm, batteries and the magazines with pretty women and pretty food. You’ve seen the headlines. “30 Meals You Can Make While You Sleep,” “Dog Rescues Goldfish from Toilet,” and “How to Make Your Mate Obey Your Every Command.”
It seems that these magazines are generally there to give the latest Hollywood, Country Music and Political gossip. However, they are often there to give people (most of the time women) advice on cooking, looking nice and driving men crazy.
I enjoy cooking magazines, looking nice kind of falls to the floor along with my hair and honestly women don’t need a magazine to drive men crazy. They can smile, wave or just say “Hi” and that does it for a lot of fellows. They just want your five dollars for the magazine.