Watching this lady make cream of broccoli soup with no liquids on the television, I was sitting in my doctor’s office waiting for my “routine follow up” visit. I’m not so sure about cream of broccoli soup without liquid either – it seemed she was smashing up a lot of stuff that created the liquid part. They have you corralled in the doctor’s office, so you have to watch what they have on the television.
There was no doubt that he was going to be impressed with my good report from the plumbing doctor, the disappearance of about 40 pounds, my new professorial beard and maybe even my snappy tweed jacket with genuine pennies for buttons that I purchased for a penny apiece. Actually, I didn’t purchase them, I simply picked the best ones out of my pocket and glued them on with a hot glue gun.